Tudor Gossip
This is the extremely awesome advertisement for the new show – The Tudors. I’ve already posted about this show before and even commented about the chances of it succeeding (not very high) but this advertisement is somehow really intriguing. After all – the Tudors where the celebrities of their time, why not let them grace the “cover” of a tabloid after all these years?
Good job.
Fug Hair
I’m guessing the blow drier or hot hair ceramics blew up into a million pieces right after Keith Urban was done with doing his hair and was ready to pass them on to Nicole – otherwise there’s no other explanation as to why would Nicole leave the house looking like a plucked bush.
Flat On Her Face
You thought that only normal human beings trip on steps while holding a stack of papers that land right into the puddle of mud while the hem of your new DKNY pants skim the edges of that exact puddle? Think again.
Apparently people like Donatella Versace can trip over steps too. This is Donatella making a very graceful entrance to Elton John’s birthday bash.
Like The Black Plauge
Latest gossip tangled in the bush is that model/actor/handy toyboy Josh Henderson is spending quite a few nights in the Hilton- on the house. Paris was spotted partying and dining with th hottie in Vegas this past week – while attending the birthday celebrations for Playboy oldie – Hugh Hefner.
I will never understand why guys agree to date Paris Hilton at this stage of her life. Theres not a soul in the world that isn’t aware to her genitale herpes problem, the abortion, the alcoholism, the unbelievable amounts of drugs. This piece of trash is nothing but a walking STD with drug and alcohol abuse problems. Not only that – she’s dumber than my pet racoon. I will never get this.
Let her stick to the men she already contaminated like Stavros and the like. Keep the population of hot young men clean – for the sake of the rest of the female race.
Sibling Babble
After years of silence, since that unforgettable smooch with sister Angelina Jolie on the Oscar night, James Haven fesses up for the media – about himself, father and mostly about much more famous and interesting sister.
Read the full article here
It’s funny how they look so much alike – and yet as hot as she is, James is really not. I guess this type of looks work only for females…
Weirdness
Nelly Furtado is so airbrushed on this cover she hardly looks like herself anymore. Nelly has pretty eyes – why obscure them with those bangs? And while photo-shopping the hell out of her couldn’t they at least plump up her lips while they’re at it?
I don’t know. This picture is giving me the creeps for some reason. This Nelly chick is weird.
With Us Again
So Britney is back in your lives. Lock up your booze, keep any substance of drug in locked vaults and whatever you do, don’t even hint you have Cheetos on you. The comedowns are a bitch and I doubt she’s done with detox after only 20 something days.
Stupid ho is wearing a wig glued to a hat. Wake up you idiot, its not like we dont know how your neo-nazi shaved head looks like.
Welcome To The Family!
If I wouldn’t have known that Maddox was adopted in Cambodia and Pax in Vietnam – I would swear they’re twin brothers.
Welcome to the mix colored, nation varied Jolie-Pitt family!
Be Nasty 