A True Upgrade

You know, I actually think I like both the song and the video – which is rare with anything that has to do with Beyonce. It’s either her song is bearable but the video sucks (see “Irreplaceable”), or both song and video suck (See “Deja Vu” and “Raise the Alarm”).
This time – it works.
Interesting visions worth waiting for:
1. The biggest most scariest looking hair braid I have ever seen. I wonder how many horses do you have to kill for that amount of hair.
2.  The “female” Jay-Z which later transforms to the real one.
3. Beyonce in a small gold dress. Hot.
4. The list of upgrading at the end of the song. Get a pen and paper and write it down as your wish list for next Christmas.

March 4, 2007. Beyonce, Hottt, I Like, Music. 1 comment.

Massive Promotion

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What won’t they do to promote a very poor album – I bet they had to bribe the Sports Illustrated guys up and high to get this diva bitch on the cover.

February 15, 2007. Beyonce, Fat Bitches, Magazines. Comments off.

Stumbling On

It’s nice to know that huge singers like Beyonce get stage fear sometimes too. Poor Beyonce, her voice was so shaky at the beginning of the song that it shot her confidence for the rest of the performance  – you can tell that she’s trying to stay on the safe notes. Thats a shame, she may not have a clue in fashion but she does have one hell of a voice.

February 12, 2007. Beyonce, Ooops. Leave a comment.

A horse can have demands too

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Don’t let that angelic smile deceive you. Page Six is reporting that Miss. Horse Wig is too cheap even to pay for her dancers expenses which include the costs of plane tickets from LA to NYC.
Dude, slavery has been banned from the US a looong time ago. Put a check on your diva like behavior before one of your hungry for food dancers might pull on your wig too hard while on stage, “by mistake” of course. 

February 4, 2007. Beyonce, Diva. Leave a comment.